Everybody was recording what happened. I would like two T-shirt. I put on my backpack. What I thought was cool is everybody waited for me to finish with the lady and the paramedics. Iglesias loves to share his everyday experiences and his descriptive comedy makes each joke easy to follow. Sometimes you get that greedy bastard from Olive Garden. Then I had people share it.
I got to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger. So I grab the shake, and I begin to attempt to drink it. Fluffy, I must apologize to you because I do not know who you are until today. Another alcohol I refuse to mess with anymore… is wine. So you pull it out and then go back in.
She no cook, no clean. Get your ass over here. He forgives us, gives us a hug, high five, we go back in his room. His humor is one that is relatable and that is based on a select group of topics such as food, his family, everyday life and his Mexican heritage. You practice in the car. I hate it when they take that away from us and replace it with that little sensor. First thing that happened was, I had my first ever celebrity death hoax.
She gives him the gift basket. Give me your contact information. Like I said, some places are good at teaching us how to save energy, save water. I put the microphone down, I grab the gift basket, and I start tearing it open. This is our 19th year coming to Chicago, okay? If you do something that might look stupid, it can end up turning out even worse. The crowd is so loud, I can no longer hear myself over the monitor.
Martin was the only one that called me. The hot dogs were delicious. He hauled ass like it was The Price Is Right all the way down. No task is too small. I mean, think about that. They forget to do a very basic thing. I got no problem doing that at the hotel.
Four shots is my sweet spot. I got that phone call. You need warm water when you wash your hands. Even Iglesias, at one point during the show, thanks parents for trusting him enough to bring their children to watch him perform. It gets another ten million. I say easy because there are so many stereotypes attached to African Americans. She opens it up, and she pulls out a piece of chocolate cake.
And it hit, and then all of a sudden— Whoo! Your vehicle needs to establish dominance of the situation before you set one foot outside. So you try to figure it out. So then I reupload it. ¿Cómo está ese gordito chulito? I need control of the paper. I go see Fluffy Cats. The other friend, his name is Fabian. I tell a lot of jokes.
Gabriel Iglesias had a great on-stage performance and appearance. She went forward and wound up hitting her head on the rail that was in the aisle. And I piss off one person. A lot of these arenas are now starting to go green. Now keep in mind this area is full. About time we do a special here.
Grab the gift basket and the guy? If there is anything Tombutu can do for you, please tell me. Do you understand how we sound to them? I asked for a chocolate cake shake. Frank will tell you the amazing job I did for him two and a half weeks ago. It was the most amazing, horrific thing I have ever witnessed. The materials archived, stored, and presented here, are copyrighted by their respective contributors, and may not be saved, re-transmitted, republished, or reformatted by any means, electronic or mechanical.